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The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa and baby Maggie. Superintendent Chalmers: [On Grampa Simpson's advice, Bart has kissed Nikki] Today we are gathered to put a stop to something that would have been considered innocent 100 years ago, but which in today's litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion. Captain Mc Callister: I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. Groundskeeper Willie: [dragging him out] It's always the good ones that go crazy the fastest. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Let's talk about Marge behind her back!
[performing at Bart's Casino]Robert Goulet: [singing] Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!
Burns Casino Otto Mann: OK see you Welcomer to Casino: Oh and by the way...
He puts them on, then puts a finger to his head, a la the Scarecrow in "The Wizard of Oz."]Homer: [rapidly] The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triange is equal to the square root of the remaining side. [Lisa is wearing the "Florida" costume that Homer made for her; Ralph has a piece of paper with "Idaho" written on it taped to his chest]Ralph Wiggum: I'm Idaho! Welcomer to Casino: Hi Ex-Boxer Gerry Cooney welcoming you to the Mr.
In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian. Homer: Listen, I worked long and hard for this place, and no one's gonna take it away from me! (downs entire goblet of brandy) And another thing: if I eve- (passes out)Homer: That's right. [The credits for the actors start to roll] And look at all these rich people here! [sobbing again] But look at all the other people who aren't...! [Continues crying as the credits keep rolling] Oh, look at all the rich people!
The names of the executive producers appear] Like these guys!