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' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.” ― “Can I come back and see you sometime? From the Spanish exportation of Aztec cacao, and the Dutch invention of the chemical process for making cocoa, on down to the capitalist empire of Hershey, PA, and the lifestyle marketing of Seattle's Starbucks, the modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top.” ― “Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach.
""Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and smiled.
– a young Mac Guyver of angst and junk food.” ― “So it's our discomfort - and even disgust - with the joy of eating that frightens us.
And that's because of a culture that tells us, in a thousand ways, from the time we first start solid foods, that this comfort cannot be trusted.
Barry has defined a sense of humor as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason.
In the process, we torture our bodies, and do everything from engage in disordered eating to invasive surgery to make ourselves okay.That we cannot be trusted to know what and how much to eat.We must outsource this judgment to experts who know better - first to our parents, then to teachers; then to food gurus and big brands, who sell us on diets, cleanses, food dogmas, and "lifestyle changes." We cede our knowledge, our own personal relationship with food, to an entire world built on the premise that we don't know how to feed ourselves.” ― “I can tell you that if there’s nothing wrong with you except fat it is easy to get thin. If you are handed a plate of food, leave half; if you have to help yourself, take half.At Burger, he taught effective writing to business people.In his own words, he "spent nearly eight years trying to get various businesspersons to..writing things like 'Enclosed please find the enclosed enclosures,' but...eventually realized that it was hopeless."s Sunday magazine Tropic.